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Call 911 the goat ate his

The end is near screamed the goat the end is near

The End!

I removed a few posts for trolling.

Then their oldest kid John said "Dad it's a talking goat"

The goat then turned to Marie and Jonathan and said, "would you like some?"

"What shall we tell the kids" Marie asked.

and a large pitcher of sweet tea

Luckily they had several family sized bags of Doritos, and Funyuns

After several hours of looking they finally came across the goat, munching happily in a huuuuge marijuana field

"No," Jonathan said, "but we're bored so we can help you look for it!"

The Ranger asked the campers, "Have you seen a large white goat with a black spot on it's back?"

A man in a brown park rangers uniform rushed from the bushes running frantically toward them with a terrified look on his face.

Wishing she had her camera in case it's Bigfoot.

Marie grabbed a lantern and held it above her head her eyes straining to see in the dark.

They were startled by a rustling noise from the bushes.

As the campers made s'mores.

were chirping in the campsite.

** Crickets**

It is called story starter. Post only one sentence to follow the previous post. Try to keep it fun and without insult. I will go first. Rule is you cannot post after yourself.

Marie and Jonathan took their three kids to the State Fair.